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They are quite a pain in the patoot, so I'd stay clear unless you have some ogre fetish.
 
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Who ever wrote this is a fucking faggot.
   
 
==Types of Ogre==
 
==Types of Ogre==

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All Ogres

Summary

Ogres are fat ugly virgins carrying the baby jesus and all twelve deciples.They all like indie-rock and Starbucks, and Nipple Titties here likes Disney and cheese. Ogres are twice the size of the player, and are also twice as fat, but less ugly. Very dangerous oh no. Ogres hate Obama, and love planes. Ogres spawn at night, and seem to do so more often around villages while they watch the misses change. They often accompanied by a gang looking for a banging good time. 

They are quite a pain in the patoot, so I'd stay clear unless you have some ogre fetish.

Who ever wrote this is a fucking faggot.

Types of Ogre

Nipples Ogre (aka Common Ogre)

Green Ogre
XP - A nipples worth

Drop - saggy tits

Heath - Belly fat
Attack - Nip Slip
Spawn - Above Ground (Night)

Common Ogres drop Obsidian upon death. They are a deep shade of green with obnoxious nipples and man tits.

Fire Ogre (aka Nether Ogre/Red Ogre/Lamp Ogre)

Fire Ogre
XP - Sizzlin'
Drop - The Bass
Health - Smokin'
Attack - No, dance.
Spawn - Above Ground (Night) The Club (All day)

Fire Ogres have a greater area of effect than the Nipple Titties Ogre, and can sometimes cause nearby blocks to catch on fire when they smash. Upon death, the Fire Ogre drops the bass providing yet another way of getting down and funky.

STD Penis Ogre (aka Blue Ogre)

Cave Ogre
XP - A buttload
Drop - STD's
Health - Poor
Attack - Anal
Spawn - Underground, Rectum

STD Ogres only spawn underground in dark caves and have the largest count of STD's of all the Ogres. They attack through the back door, so make sure you have a buttplug. Anal, it's their most powerful weapon, making them much more fearsome than the other Ogres. 











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